Rise If You Must: Your Guide To Holiday Romance

psychotropicpolitics:

thewhore:

It’s that time of year when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses…

AHA this is amazing.  apologies at the end accepted. 

i am guilty of 1, 5, 22, till recently i was 33, kinda 43 and hopefully the binary opposite of everything else.

12, 14

It’s not easy being an emotionally unavailable alcky when you don’t want to count how many of these you’re actually guilty of and want to drink that leftover wine from last night instead. What time is it again?

reblogged from psychotropicpolitics
originally posted by johncarney