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January 2011

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Jan 29, 2011
Complaint #262

smithiescomplaints:

Just because you’re a dyke doesn’t mean the fashion dictum “No white after Labor Day” does not apply to you.

what about when youre broke ass and its acid wash?

Jan 29, 20117 notes
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Jan 28, 2011288 notes
Spliffnificent

drunk tumblring is actually pronounced drumblring

Jan 27, 201112 notes
Jan 27, 20116 notes
Some nightmares do come true

So I have this awful habit of taking near-full water bottles that aren’t mine and drinken ‘em. Today I found a nice full one that was just opened and was pretty stoked… until I realized, upon glugging it, that it was full of vodka. Fuck college.

Jan 27, 20113 notes
#mononucleosis
First Brainlessness since November

A plastic bag tumbling across an empty street,
And a movement of the wrist that’s too quirky to be intentional:
The solitary confinement of an empty soda can,
A sticky past, a copper future.
The library hums and we hold our breath.
You hold back a laugh as you take off your coat.
The perfect lines of your hands were sculpted by a narcissist
While I was fast asleep.

The stale taste of bacteria in your mouth,
The bed is lazily made, and I’m
Locked out of my own closet,
can’t be cold tomorrow.
So quiet, you can hear the drafty air
and blood heats the skin around my Temple,
That black eye will never go away.
Ripping off a cuticle,
Because it’s skin you may have grazed.

Jan 27, 20111 note
#it's called the SKUH sound
Jan 27, 20117 notes
Jan 26, 201117 notes
#no one puts clint eastwood in the corner
Jan 26, 201182 notes
Miracle?

Smith: 0

Nintendo: 64

Shopping period don’t fail me now. Yes, I’ve been keeping track.

Jan 26, 2011
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“You might have come really hard but it’ll never be as good as heroin.” —Remaining Anonymous
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