September 2010
28 posts
irrationalraging:
WHEN PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THEY WENT.
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they see me Rollsin', they hatin'
Me (complaining): I hate Smith at night, all the shadows make the buildings look like they're painted yellow in haphazard column-shaped ways. Everything is ugly and awful here.
Monica: I should paint all the houses here yellow to piss you off.
Me: Whatever.
Monica: And the bricks.
Me: Ew.
Monica: Your hell is probably going to be completely yellow..... and you can't smoke
Me: (Attempting to interrupt) Fuck you. I'm not going to hell.
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“jessicum”
Prof with a lisp
I heard the words testable and in general so many times in the past bored four hours that now I can only hear testical and in genital.
