“I’m not worried about it. Dad can’t even finish a bloody mary, he can’t drink himself out of or into a paper bag”
—Little Blake Liebling
January 2011
38 posts
December 2010
64 posts
2011 doesn’t have as nice a ring to it as 2010.
or the awesome (not forced) new years goggle-glasses
“And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been.”
—Rainer Maria Rilke (via libraryland)
GOODNIGHT IRENE GOOOOODNIGHT IRENE
I love drunktumblring because I can justify myself liking your posts without reading your lengthy yawning captions.
SUCK IT, edward
Drunk with an extremely rare form of psoriasis only known to Jewish vampires. Not sorry I came home at 4am. You know why because 4=$ in typespeak.
“The way I see it, you should live everyday like it’s your birthday”
—Paris Hilton
Play
“I remember being home one time at Christmas just a few years ago and it was a really snowy night and it was just a cold night, I just curled up and put my TV on and saw an SVU about a guy who likes to cut off child model’s heads and eat the hair and I was like “This is, this is the best Christmas ever.”
—Tina Fey on her favorite Christmas memories from her favorite TV shows (via betty-caruso)