I’d like to be in hell in time for dinner.– Edward H. Rulloff (1819-1871), a convicted serial killer and the last person to be executed by hanging in the state of New York. (via fyeahlastwords)
Wake up at 7:45 Press Snooze until 8:15 Realize how addicted I am to bagels and get dressed Be in Chase-Duckett at 8:30 on the dot every time, no matter how many times I press snooze or change my outfit this is always the same. Clean up dishes and be out the door at 8:49 every single time. Be at Stoddard at 8:51 always have the thought process… could have finished my coffee…. but...
dammit, it’s 2:24AM and I am sober and need to make this post in order NOT to cry at the end of the titantic.
(203): but you don’t have to sleep on top of four different cum stains...– Textsfromlastnight (I LOVE FAIRFIELD COUNTY, CT)
irrationalraging: WHEN THE GOVERNMENT SAYS IT’S BANNING FOUR LOKOS. autoreblog
To any runts of the litter who got this far through the article without falling...– Cracked: 5 Bizarre Ways Your Siblings Made You Who You Are
Plan B: Run
So on the walk home from not getting shit done on my lab report I saw a black cat and was all, cmon fuck you life, really? But then I realized, you got to stay positive: fuck superstitions. So this is my solution, when a white person crosses a cat’s path its totally good luck for the cat. That cat is going to have a good fucking night.
wordplay and pokemon?!
I read half of Moby Dick tonight: not skimming not skipping, straight up reading my little harpooned eyes out. Whose mobying whose dick now, ISHMAEL?
Onto Sucking Moby's Dick
So… the idea of scabies gave me a stress rash which then led to my treatment of scabies, the rash spread since I did the treatment “wrong” and was totally panicking, which then led to my second treatment of scabies. The rash is only getting worse and is behind my ears where scabies cannot exist. Thanks stress somatization disorder, thanks for this hellhole, thanks for the chronic...
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Why drag about this corpse of your memory, lest you contradict somewhat you have...– RW Emerson